The first question you ask yourself is, shall I wear underwear?
That feeling you get of being terrified that you feel practically naked yet super happy you are anonymous.
You’ll be slightly worried that you’re not buff enough, but think to yourself screw it….
At first you think getting into a morphsuit will be like this:
But it’s actually like this:
and it makes you feels like your being hugged by a really caring minion
As Flanders says “it feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!”
When drinking through morphsuit, one thought goes through your mind
Going to the toilet on the other hand…
At a party everyone will be like ‘oh hey, who are you?’
And then you’ll all be like this:
Cos morphsuits are awesome:
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