Doubt you could wear this in St Andrews
Och aye the noo! That's the kind of lame Scottish impression that people do when they're NOT in one of our Scotland Morphsuits!
Luckily you won't succumb to such low comedic behaviour – nope, you'll be more Scottish than Sean Connery impersonating Braveheart's Scotch-drinking Scottie dog.
Features double stitching all the way around the inside of the suit to ensure durability, and two zips make de-morphing quick and easy. Plus the Spandex means a better fit – be warned that fakes are baggy and saggy. A great outfit for Halloween, stag do, World Cup match or just popping round to Ewan McGregor's house for a set of bagpipes and a, er, McFlurry.