Now that we've established everyone hates clowns, we can proudly celebrate the fact with the Killer Clown Morphmask. Don't expect this bad boy to ride around on a collapsing bike, not unless it's to run someone over.
A zip makes masking and de-masking easy, and a special blend of material ensures clear vision, so you can see to do a Sudoku inbetween all the killing.
It's all the fun of a Morphsuit, in your pocket! Ideal for festivals or Halloween.