Provider of Dutch courage
There's more to Holland than blokes coming round to "fix the washing machine" and Dutch courage, and so to prove your pride in the great nation why not wear the Holland Morphsuit?
It features double stitching all the way around the inside of the suit to ensure durability, and two zips make de-morphing quick and easy. Plus the Spandex means a better fit – be warned that fakes are baggy and saggy. A great outfit for Halloween, stag do, World Cup match or just picking tulips and admiring windmills.