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There's more to England than David Beckham, Kate Middleton and football hooliganism (there's pork scratchings, for example) and to prove your pride in the great nation why not wear the England Morphsuit?
Features double stitching all the way around the inside of the suit to ensure durability, and two zips make de-morphing quick and easy. Plus the Spandex means a better fit – be warned that fakes are baggy and saggy. A great outfit for Halloween, stag do, World Cup match or just pretending you're, er, David Beckham in a Morphsuit.